dream on

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

#dudewhatgrandpa

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cora-hale:

“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”

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date:

georgia-redhead:

pilgrimkitty:

inahopefulstateofmind:

youu—aree—perfect:

coolhandluke93:

Dear future wife,
This is happening.  

Dear future husband,

This is happening.

These people are epic.

I love this.

wow

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