dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow
my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”
if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing
(Source: zootedboy, via exteriors)
I took the time to shave my legs, now you all have to touch me.
(Source: onlinegf, via exteriors)